Mitt Romney needs a mustache.Tumblr (3.0; @mittstache)http://mittstache.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc96btxTWj1rngskco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, you’re a little pitchy.  One more time. “Just the two of us, we can make it if we try!” No, Barry, key of C. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/34037074357http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/34037074357Sun, 21 Oct 2012 12:09:29 -0500mitt romneyromneymitthumorromney2012comedyfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc965bZZjX1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t care if this is suppose to be civil. You can eat me, Barry. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/34036821428http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/34036821428Sun, 21 Oct 2012 12:05:35 -0500mitt romneymitt2012funnyhumorconservative<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9610IJZX1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, who the hell let this Yeti in to ask questions?! I bet it was Crowley. I think she’s part sasquatch. Damn Bigfoot. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/34036656181http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/34036656181Sun, 21 Oct 2012 12:03:00 -0500mitt romneymitt2012romney2012funnyhumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpidnjScA1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was fabulous as usual Bitches. Such is Mitt. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33340520306http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33340520306Wed, 10 Oct 2012 21:17:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbls5p8Ncv1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look Paul, all I’m saying is that Mr. Miyagi could give Chuck Norris a run for his money! The man never had a punch landed on him! That reminds me, should I honk Barack’s nose at the next debate? That would be hilarious! </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33205599383http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33205599383Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:58:37 -0500Mitt RomneyMittStachefunnyhumorconservative<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbls1g3RwK1rngskco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh man, it’s Mike Rowe. I bet he’s going to expect me to shovel shit or clean shit or do something with shit of some kind. I just know it.  </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33205400187http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33205400187Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:56:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblryakDu71rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You have no idea the pain you’re about to experience at the hands of Mitt? </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33205250279http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33205250279Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:54:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblrva7yMR1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So this is what the kids like? Farts? Well they better get ready, I just ate a vat of Wolf Brand Bean Chili! </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33205107106http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33205107106Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:52:22 -0500Mitt RomneyMitt2012FunnyHumorConservative<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblr3l9ALq1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Charlie at 9 O’clock? Don’t worry, I got this. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33203774045http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33203774045Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:35:45 -0500Mitt RomneyMitt2012FunnyHumorConservative<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblqzy0i0V1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I know I’m as powerful as a kodiak grizzly, but that doesn’t mean you have to feed me like one.  Salmon?! Really?! Get me some Steak filled Steaks here pronto! </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33203605238http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33203605238Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:33:33 -0500Mitt Romneymitt2012conservativefunnyhumor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblquuh4XM1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, I would love to sit around and talk about dumbass shit at the Denny’s but that Breakfast bar is about to close and that bacon ain’t gonna eat itself!</p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33203360949http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33203360949Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:30:30 -0500Mitt RomneymittstachefunnyhumorelectionMitt2012conservative<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblqrdKef41rngskco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, carry the one…..square root of 2,012….take away that….and Yep! Now if my calculations are correct, and they always are, this right here tells me that I am still the baddest MoFo that God ever put on this planet. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33203195423http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/33203195423Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:28:24 -0500Mitt RomneyMittStacheMitt2012Funnyconservativeelection<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavyl6QTxo1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I am counting on you Oh Bearded One to lead my Army into the center of the Earth where we can once and for all defeat the Mole People that have threatened us for centuries. Also I need that helmet. It’s badass. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32244138648http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32244138648Mon, 24 Sep 2012 22:19:54 -0500MittStacheMitt RomneyRomney2012<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mau0rheGIi1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Damn, the orange guy is crying. I should have never told him they’re serving turkey bacon for lunch. Hell, I almost cried a little inside. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32172944439http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32172944439Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:11:41 -0500Mitt Romney'romney2012Mitt 2012<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mau0d6ra9b1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Remake of CHiPs is going to be so badass. And I’m playing Ponch! </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32172298052http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32172298052Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:03:06 -0500Mitt Romneymittstache<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matzl7rMAl1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I am seriously tripping balls in this room. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32171005355http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32171005355Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:46:19 -0500Mitt RomneyfunnyRomney2012Mitt2012<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matmj7LQTW1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You have insulted my ancestors. I will defend this dojo. Prepare yourself. Karate Chop! HeeeYaaaa!</p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32150265650http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/32150265650Sun, 23 Sep 2012 16:04:19 -0500Mitt RomneyMittStachefunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8wjt5V88l1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, John, hand it over. Come on. The Ice Cream too. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/29620340037http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/29620340037Fri, 17 Aug 2012 08:51:05 -0500Mitt Romneymittstachejohn kaisich<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8us1cC1zl1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m sorry sir, but you can’t come in. Little Caesars is only for cool people. Actually, Rob, you need to leave too. </p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/29552666709http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/29552666709Thu, 16 Aug 2012 09:53:36 -0500Mitt Romneyfunnyhumormittstacherob portmanpolitics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8q3m6fZOp1rngskco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes, Paul, I know I called shotgun last time but I am the top of the ticket. So……</p>http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/29475489912http://mittstache.tumblr.com/post/29475489912Wed, 15 Aug 2012 06:14:29 -0500Mitt RomneyMitt2012funnyhumorPaul Ryan