I am seriously tripping balls in this room.
MittStache
Mitt Romney needs a mustache.
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You have insulted my ancestors. I will defend this dojo. Prepare yourself. Karate Chop! HeeeYaaaa!
Ok, John, hand it over. Come on. The Ice Cream too.
I’m sorry sir, but you can’t come in. Little Caesars is only for cool people. Actually, Rob, you need to leave too.
Yes, Paul, I know I called shotgun last time but I am the top of the ticket. So……
To answer your question, yes I will be driving. Not only that but we’re gonna win first and second! Shake and Bake!
Tomorrow we build the fort. What man wants a house when you can have a fort? Am I right? Habitat for Humanity?! Jimmy Carter’s an idiot. Forts for Humanity! Look at Ryan back there, he’s dreaming about a fort right now.
What’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my Awesomeness.
No, he’s the Rhymenocerous! I’m the Hip-Hopopotamus!
Ok, And I will take all the pies. All of the pies in your establishment. Hey Ryan, you want anything?
Oh…You wanted to show me some Corn! I thought you said Porn. Thank God. I was getting worried when you were taking me to the middle of nowhere.
I don’t care what people say! Overplayed, my ass! ‘Stairway to Heaven’ is the greatest rock song ever recorded! You take it back or so help me I will release the fury that is Paul ‘Effing’ Ryan. Look at that man, stone cold killer.
You see that over there, Paul. That’s November. Let’s go kick it’s ugly ass.
Paul, it’s just John McCain, just hang up. He calls all the time. Best just to ignore him. I finally had to stop leaving scraps outside the campaign bus. Just wouldn’t leave.
Hey, itsa me Mario Romney, and this is a Ryan Luigi! Weeza gonna sell you some a sandwiches! Psst. Hey Paul, I told you this would totally make sense. Now Whosa wants a da first a Sandwich? Oh No itsa a Bowser Obama!
