Look I don’t care what he did or who he is, if he lays another hand on me I’m going to punch him in the face. Hard.
MittStache
Mitt Romney needs a mustache.
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Slow clap, everybody. Slow Clap.
Humph…Show offs.
Look over there, America. That’s Communism. Let’s kill it before it lays eggs.
Ok, so…uhm….ok….yeah…ok bring it in….yep….ok buddy….alright. You good? Alright, good.
Then the terms have been decided. If I win, I get your hat. Let’s Wrestle!
I love America. I’m going to care the shit out of it.
If you add one more dollar to the debt, I’m coming over there and whoppin some ass.
Well I finally meet my nemesis. The incarnation of all that is evil. Your powers will not work on me, Dr. Poopypants. But you are so cute. Evil Cute.
My fists are named Right and Now!
I want Riggs and Murtough in my office Now!
Ok, Dumbledore, here’s the crucial point. You have to flip the pork at the perfect point. If you don’t flip that shit then you’re just going to have a bad time. Ok, stand back, it’s pork flippin time.
Yeah, You! Get up here! I’m going to do a magic trick. I’m going to disappear my steel toed boot up in yo ass!
HAHAHAHA! Oh I scared the shit out of you! You should have seen your face! You were like “Oh my God!” HAHAHAHAHA Oh that is funny. I am laughing.
